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 Emma Stone

Three Reasons Why We Don’t Beware the Ides of March

  1. Because Caesar wasn’t really that nice of a guy (In case it’s been a while since you’ve had a history class, the Ides of March is March 15th, when the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, was conspired against and murdered in 44 B.C.)
  2. Maine became a state in 1820, and c’mon, who doesn’t love some Lobstah.
  3. Because in 1972, Francis Ford’s Godfather opened in Theaters. Where would we be without “Don” Vito Corleone’s life wisdom? (We’re ignoring the whole “he was kind of a terrible guy” thing for the sake of this piece.)

 

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